Sperm Photo Tee – “This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me” Funny Retro Graphic T-Shirt

$19.38

Colors: Solid White

Sizes: XS

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Clean, soft, and quietly clever — this cotton crew tee carries a wink and a story. A simple, monochrome print shows an old-fashioned snapshot of a single sperm with the caption “This is a very old picture of me,” a deadpan little joke that reads like a private gag shared among friends. The lightweight Next Level fabric feels breathable year-round; a classic crew neckline and straight fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Printed with direct-to-film sleeve details and built with reinforced shoulder tape and side seams, this shirt looks lived-in while holding its shape through washes. Wear it to low-key hangs, baby showers with a sense of humor, or whenever you want to break the ice with a grin.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric — comfortable all-season wear
- Durable construction with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar for long-lasting stretch resistance
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print details on sleeves for crisp graphics
- Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the EU REACH requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Direct-to-Film (DTF) print

Sleeve prints from Underground Threads and Print Clever are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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Sperm Photo Tee – “This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me” Funny Retro Graphic T-Shirt

$19.38

Colors: Solid White

Sizes: XS

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Clean, soft, and quietly clever — this cotton crew tee carries a wink and a story. A simple, monochrome print shows an old-fashioned snapshot of a single sperm with the caption “This is a very old picture of me,” a deadpan little joke that reads like a private gag shared among friends. The lightweight Next Level fabric feels breathable year-round; a classic crew neckline and straight fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Printed with direct-to-film sleeve details and built with reinforced shoulder tape and side seams, this shirt looks lived-in while holding its shape through washes. Wear it to low-key hangs, baby showers with a sense of humor, or whenever you want to break the ice with a grin.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric — comfortable all-season wear
- Durable construction with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar for long-lasting stretch resistance
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print details on sleeves for crisp graphics
- Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the EU REACH requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Direct-to-Film (DTF) print

Sleeve prints from Underground Threads and Print Clever are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product